OK, calm down. Take a breath.
I have NOT had another baby, German or otherwise. I have not had someone else’s baby either, German or otherwise.
I HAVE, however, had the German edition of my first book published!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!
And flowers – LOOK, I GOT FLOWERS!!!
I am quite excited about this, as you may probably have gathered.
This is because, not only do I just LURVE getting flowers, but I’ve wanted my books to be printed in Germany for blimmin’ AGES, and it’s taken a lot of work to get this done.
And a lot of wine.
And the wearing of Lederhosen. OK, maybe not that bit. They’re itchy, and they make your (now itchy) bum look MAHOOSIVE.
Germany is a BEAUTIFUL country, I love being there, and I reckon they need a decent book about Motherhood to make it just absolutely perfect.
And so, my darlings, here is a link to a web page I’ve just created, which, though a bit crap and not very gamorous or funky, gives all my German readers the low-down about this book.
It looks like this, by the way: GORGEOUS, HUH???
And now, the arm-twisting:
If you have any German friends or relatives with children, or who know what children are, or if you bump into a German person at a bus stop, or if you see someone who might possibly have once visited Germany on a school trip, or who looks as if they like good beer….please, please tell them about this new book!!
If you do, I will love you.
No, really. LOVE YOU. Big, huggy, book-selling LOVE.
Danke schoen, all ye lovely people.